Troll: Go ahead, cat. Just try something. I dare you! I'll rip your ear off and swing you across the room by your stupid tail!
Cat: Uh oh! Cool it. Here comes the human man that feeds and takes care of us!
Troll: Oh, hey there! Just hanging out with my good friend Mia The Princess Cat here. Nothing going on, nothing at all. Just having a nice conversation about our plans for the rest of the day. Right, Mia?
Cat: Yeah, that's right. Nothing going on here, big human man. Just hanging with my BFF Cowboy Troll.
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